Thursday, May 22, 2008

Vera's E-drama

Vera Shelviana

THREE MASKENTHEERS

PLAYERS

MAS POPO, 26, curly hair, black eyes, like wearing white T-shirt

MAS LANA, 26, a good looking and handsome boy

MAS DIPO, 26, tall, thin, love to sing with his ‘nightmare voice’

TINI, 29, MAS POPO’s lovely sister

TONO, 47, the manager of ‘SAKANANE RESTO’

THE DRIVER, around 20, a big with a lot of tattoo on his body

PASSENGER 1, no particular age, but young would be nice

PASSENGER 2, newly leave boy

PASSENGER 3, one who was vomit in DAMRI

FRODO, a kind of monkey

PARKING MAN, around 37, simply and hard worker

MAS LANA’S DADDY, 54, wise, well dressed

NOTE. MAS POPO, MAS LANA and MAS DIPO are best friends since they were born in this world. They are always together no matter what happen in the world. They are always being “the trouble maker” for anybody in anywhere and any situation. They sometimes do stupid things that make someone else angry. And now, they are being the student of “MASKULIN UNIVERSITY”. The combination of the stupid MAS POPO, the playboy MAS LANA and the nightmare voice MAS DIPO made them called “THREE MASKENTHEER”that always do the stupid things that can made them in trouble.

SCENE 1. Early morning on Friday 13, in a big green house this is completed with beautiful garden and swimming pool. A black car is parked in front of the house. Nothing special about this house but let’s see what happen inside.

TINI (screaming). Aarrgh!! It must be MAS POPO’s creation. (TINI go to MAS POPO’s room immediately calling MAS POPO many times). MAS POPO! MAS POPO! MAS POPO! (When TINI arrived in MAS POPO’s room, she found that MAS POPO was sleeping. She was pushing MAS POPO’s body until he fall down but he keep sleeping). Oh, God! You sleep like e dead. (TINI get more and angrier so she ran to take a bucket of water. She would splash the water on his face and Byuuur..)

MAS POPO (shocking). Oatz! What’s wrong with you?

TINI (in a bad tempered). Get out of my house!

MAS POPO. What’s the problem?

TINI. Are you mad? You gave my little baby a bottle of beer. He is very drunk now and it is hard for me to forgive you this time so get out of my house!

MAS POPO. Are you sure wanted to eliminate me from your house, my lovely siesta?

TINI. What?? Stupid question! Of course, I’m very sure.

SCENE 2. Finally MAS POPO got out of his sister’s house and went to campus. In a campus’s corner with a lot of shading and of course many couple are in love until they don’t know that THE THREE MASKENTHEERhave arrived there. MAS POPO met his two best friends there, MAS LANA and MAS DIPO.

THREE MASKENTHEER . Pal, I was thrown out of my house. (They get surprise and starring each other)

MAS LANA. Pal, I’m more convince that God create us to be together all the time during in our life. (They are hugging each other like in the movie in “TELETUBBIES”. The sweetest thing in this story)

MAS POPO (explaining). I was thrown out because I made my nephew got drunk. I gave him a bottle of beer when he was crying as if he wishes somebody come to give him something to cure his dry throat. And I’m, MAS POPO who be a little fairy for my nephew but my kindness made my sister angry and here I am.

MAS LANA. You are totally sick! I think you must repair your brain until it can work properly, hwahahaha…

MAS POPO (annoying). Don’t laugh at me like that! So what is your problem with your family?

MAS LANA. I made my Daddy in a high tempered. I sold his lovely chicken and I use that money to buy a play station’s cassette “The Adventure of Dani and Maya”. Ooh my dreamed cassette, finally I can get that but I was thrown out by my Daddy..hikz…hikz…

MAS POPO. Cup…Cup…Cup… (Trying to calm MAS LANA down)

MAS LANA (to MAS DIPO). How about you?

MAS DIPO. Because I was sang when I was taking a bath. (MAS POPO keeps silent as if he understands what MAS DIPO mean)

MAS LANA. What do you mean? I don’t understand!

MAS DIPO. Because of my voice FRODO was dying. It is ridiculous but that’s the truth.

MAS LANA. You mean FRODO your little sister’s monkey? Hwahahahaha…… How stupid we are!!

SCENE 3. After that unexpected experience, they want to prove to their family that they can live without their help. They are thinking to find a job in the following day. Let’s continue their stupid adventure.

MAS POPO (suggesting). Guys, lets find a job!

MAS DIPO. What can we do?

MAS POPO (giving his greatest idea). Aaahaaaa…. How about working in a restaurant?

MAS LANA (mocking). How smart are you? It is rarely happen in your life, right? Congratulation, my Pal! Hwahahahaha……

MAS POPO . Heh??? (Many question mark in MAS POPOs brain, he still don’t know what they were laughing about)

MAS DIPO (in his spirit). OK! Let’s do it, guys! (THREE MASKENTHEER went to “Sakanane Resto”. They would like to apply for a job there. And luckily they were accepted on that restaurant as a ‘dishes washer’. They were work as good as they could. Firstly, it was running smoothly but in the middle of their work, MAS POPO splashed the dishes’s water to MAS LANAs face. MAS LANA replied that action. And finally they got chaos in the back sink until the place was getting dirty and disgusting. Because of noisy, TONO the manager looked out what was happening. He decided to go to back sink and unfortunately Byuuuur…..a bucket of water was poured onto TONOs body. THREE MASKENTHEER were staring each other)

MAS POPO (apologizing). Oh, God! I’m so sorry, Sir.

TONO (saying in a bad tempered). Aaargh!!! All of you are fired!

MAS LANA (trying to explain). But… (Unfortunately, TONO has left the room and them gone sadly…)

SCENE 4. Another best experience has passed. On Wednesday 15, they have arrived in”PASARAYA GRANDE”. It was the brightest day during this scene. Suddenly, priitt….priitt….priitt….A parking man was parking a car in the sun parking area and this situation became the good inspiration for MAS LANA. You want to know what kind of inspiration that MAS LANA gets? Let’s see!

MAS LANA (saying in the best action as a hero that has already saved the world). My Pal, I have a good job to do and it seems to be easy.

MAS POPO and MAS DIPO (asking at the same time). What?

MAS LANA. As a ‘parking man’! hwahahaha….is it good enough, right?

MAS DIPO (saying in a big smile). Let’s do it again, guys! (And after a while…)

MAS POPO (to MAS DIPO). It seems to be a good job. It is easy job right? Until a car was hitting a hydrant because of MAS LANA’s careless. He parked a car while he saw a beautiful and sexy lady walking through the parking area.

MAS LANA (shouting). Damn!! God!! Bitchy girl!! I’m sorry, Sir. I don’t mean it.

THE DRIVER (angrily). What have you done? God damn it! You stupid dumb old jerk!

MAS LANA (apologizing). I’m sorry, Sir.

THE DRIVER. What? You make my car broken and you just said ‘sorry’. How easy it is! (Fuss and hot debate were happened between MAS LANA and THE DRIVER. MAS POPO and MAS DIPO just are good spectators. After a couple of hour, they were reaching a deal, MAS LANA would change all of the financial loss that he has made. And THREE MASKENTHEER gone sadly….They kept walking and walking until a very bad voice break the loneliness)

MAS DIPO (asking in a bad voice). What will we do next? (MAS POPO and MAS LANA kept in silence, no one answered his question. MAS DIPO gets bored and desperate until he revealed an idea). Lets continue our life begin with being a ‘street singer’!

MAS LANA. Aahaaa…..Great!!

MAS POPO. Its show time, guys. (A guitar, a bottle aqua and MAS DIPOs voice became their capital as a street singer beginner. Inside DAMRI, a good music was played in a good rhythm but when MAS DIPO begin to sing, Oatz…like a bomb that ever happened in Bali, everybody has shocked)

PASSENGER 1 (shouting). Huuuu……Huuuu…… (Everybody in that bus was shouting and mumbling. One passenger got dying until he already vomits because of MAS DIPOs voice)

PASSENGER 2 (mocking). Hey!! Is that your bad voice or very bad voice? (All of the passengers were laughing). Get out of this bus, Man!!

ALL PASSENGERS (agreeing). Yes. Out! Out! Out! (Finally, they got down from that bus. It was happen again, again and again until they got very tired and sleep under the bridge)

SCENE 5. Monday 16, a lot of unexpected experience that THREE MASKENTHEER have passed. The cold whether was forced them to wake up early after the long night under the bridge. A wise decision has taken by them.

MAS POPO. I can not stand it anymore.

MAS LANA. Yes, me too.

MAS DIPO. So do I.

MAS LANA. Lets go back home!

MAS DIPO. Yeah… You are right. There was no comfort and save place except home.

MAS POPO. I will promise to my sister that I’ll never do those stupid things anymore.

MAS LANA. OK! Let’s move guys! (They went back to their home. They kept their promise and live normally and finally this is the end of the adventure of THREE MASKENTHEER...C U Later)